I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway