It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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