I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
4 words: hood of his car
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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