Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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