I accidentally burped into my bong.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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