kristin has been a bad kristin
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
