drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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