I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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