I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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