absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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