white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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