I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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