Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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