I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
love makes seman taste better
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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