need another drink. this is the easiest way
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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