So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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