i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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