how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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