have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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