I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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