when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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