How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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