There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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