recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So much rum. So many feels.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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