i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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