Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I stole a fireplace last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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