So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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