Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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