do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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