I want to walk on stilts...naked
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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