hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I could make wine with my vomit
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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