You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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