I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
