She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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