I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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