and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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