And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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