Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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