"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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