'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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