her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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