I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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