why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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