Me. At least after what I've been through.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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