Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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