In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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