If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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