Do vagina's smell?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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