at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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