what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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