do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
