Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you inspire me to be a worse person
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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