There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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