All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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