he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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